16/06/2017
*secretly adds to cart*

Words by

George Tzintzis

If you thought Borat in a mankini was bad enough, then you’d best cover your eyes right about now.

This 'Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit' has been doing the rounds on the Internet, courtesy of online store, Beloved Shirts.

We know what you’re thinking. Is this a joke? Apparently not.

All the store’s designs are up for sale, printed on ultra-soft poly spandex and then individually hand-sewn in California. This ensures a flawless high definition graphic and comfortable fit.

Wouldn’t want your man boobs sagging below average.

The 'Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit' is now available online for $49.95 in six different sizes.

Summer bodies are overrated. Why not go for this instead?

belovedshirts.com

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